Saturday, February 26, 2011
The Dating Persona Test
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)
Straight-up. Studly. Congratulations, you are The Bachelor.
You’re an honest, good-thinking guy, and though you’re very sexually active, people don’t perceive you as a male-slut or man-whore or guy-dick-putter-inner or whatever. You have a sterling reputation.
You’re a careful person, perhaps too much so for your friends’ tastes, but girls like that in you. You probably don’t kiss & tell. And you definitely don’t brag. You know you don’t have to prove anything to anyone. It’s as if you believe in monogamy, so long as it’s with lots of different people.
Our guess is that you’ve got some kind of word-of-mouth going with the girls out there, and that in the future, your sex partners will get even more plentiful, and more attractive, too.
You will settle down eventually, and make an excellent husband. You seem like the type who is into the idea of making copies of yourself, so you’ll probably have kids. Bear in mind, meanwhile, this can get expensive.
ALTERNATE ENDING: You will die broke and alone. Vermin will feast on your ragged body for five days before the groundskeeper notices. The thing is, when somebody dies in a public restroom, the natural odor of his decomposing flesh is often masked by the feces smell.
Labels: bachelor, bragging, careful, honest, humble, humility, husband, kids, marriage, multiple partners, PERSONALITY TYPE, proving, reputation, romance, sex, sexually active, stud
Saturday, April 25, 2009
PERSONALITY TRAIT: Are You Annoying?
You have been classified as "moderately annoying". Although this is nothing to be concerned about, our experts believe that there's still room for improvement.
Are You Annoying? (Quiz 2) wasn't working.
Are You Annoying? (Quiz 3)
According to test results, you've been branded "not annoying." But don't celebrate yet, this also means that you have no personality. Cheers!
Are You Annoying? (Quiz 4)
The experts in the AmIAnnoying.com Quiz Department have determined that you are not annoying. That's nice, but what the hell are you then? You're not a monkey either. Nor are you a mango or a vile of crack. So what are you? Team Annoy's Bruce says: "I'm stumped."
Are You Annoying? (Quiz 5)
We are sorry to tell you that your results could not be tallied because you took way too long answering each question. You're going to have to take the quiz again. Ah... fine. We processed your quiz results! You're classified as not annoying, but we beg to differ. Team Annoy's Bruce says: "Maybe you should be more honest next time with your answers. I didn't want to say anything, but we know how you really feel about Clay Aikens." You should really retake this test and aim for a more realistic score, you conformist loser. Your ideal job: Office Temp (Perfect positioning for the underachiever)
Take the quizzes
Labels: annoying, conformist, honest, improvement, jobs, loser, no personality, PERSONALITY, PERSONALITY TRAIT, realistic, room for improvement, slow
Monday, November 10, 2008
ROMANCE and ENTERTAINMENT: Your Movie Love Story
Mr. & Mrs. SmithSo your relationships are rocky from time to time. True happiness for you comes when there is complete trust, honesty, and openness in your relationship. It really is all or nothing even though you try to reside in the middle now and then. Love for you is all consuming, but it can be hard to let yourself be that vulnerable. You really need to take the time to get to know someone. After all, we all have our secrets, but sharing them is important to you.
YOUR MOVIE LOVE STORY
(This is a MySpace test, so you probably have to be on MySpace to take it)
Labels: consume, ENTERTAINMENT, happiness, honest, knowledge, love, movies, MySpace, open, PERSONALITY, PERSONALITY TRAIT, relationships, rocky, romance, secret, sharing, time, troubled, trust, vulnerable
Friday, October 13, 2006
PERSONALITY TRAIT: How Open Are You?
| You Are 57% Open |
 You definitely will tell all (okay, almost all) to your closest friends... But strangers and acquaintances only get a peek into your life. |
Labels: friends, honest, open, PERSONALITY, PERSONALITY TRAIT, privacy
Sunday, October 08, 2006
PERSONALITY TRAIT: What's Your Personality Cluster?
| Your Personality Cluster is Introverted Thinking |
 Intellectually curious, with many diverse interests More inclined toward ideas than people Fiercely independent and unapologetically unconventional |
Labels: bizarre, different, extroversion, honest, independent, intellectual, introversion, Jung, Myers-Briggs, objective, PERSONALITY TRAIT, PERSONALITY TYPE, pure, strange, weird
PERSONALITY TRAIT: How Honest Are You?
| You Are Somewhat Honest |
 But you also stretch the truth on occasion You figure a little lie isn't a big deal As long as it doesn't hurt anyone too much! |
Labels: ethics, honest, morality, PERSONALITY, PERSONALITY TRAIT, truth
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