Saturday, February 26, 2011
The Dating Persona Test
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)
Straight-up. Studly. Congratulations, you are The Bachelor.
You’re an honest, good-thinking guy, and though you’re very sexually active, people don’t perceive you as a male-slut or man-whore or guy-dick-putter-inner or whatever. You have a sterling reputation.
You’re a careful person, perhaps too much so for your friends’ tastes, but girls like that in you. You probably don’t kiss & tell. And you definitely don’t brag. You know you don’t have to prove anything to anyone. It’s as if you believe in monogamy, so long as it’s with lots of different people.
Our guess is that you’ve got some kind of word-of-mouth going with the girls out there, and that in the future, your sex partners will get even more plentiful, and more attractive, too.
You will settle down eventually, and make an excellent husband. You seem like the type who is into the idea of making copies of yourself, so you’ll probably have kids. Bear in mind, meanwhile, this can get expensive.
ALTERNATE ENDING: You will die broke and alone. Vermin will feast on your ragged body for five days before the groundskeeper notices. The thing is, when somebody dies in a public restroom, the natural odor of his decomposing flesh is often masked by the feces smell.
Labels: bachelor, bragging, careful, honest, humble, humility, husband, kids, marriage, multiple partners, PERSONALITY TYPE, proving, reputation, romance, sex, sexually active, stud
Sunday, July 05, 2009
ENTERTAINMENT: The Lightsaber Duelist Test
Luke Skywalker
"You'll find I'm full of Suprises."
From humble beginnings, this boy grows to become the last hope of the Jedi. He fights with passion & athleticisim, but ultimately the greatest battle this warrior must face is within. This struggle both gives him the pluck he needs to survive, but seems to be a downfall, until the moment he finally lives up to his own expectations...
RATE MY TEST!
COMPARED TO OTHER TAKERS
- You scored 68% on Emotion, higher than64% of your peers.
- You scored 45% on Direction, higher than16% of your peers.
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Labels: athletic, battles, downfall, ENTERTAINMENT, expectations, humble, inner demons, jedi, last hope, movies, passion, passionate, pluck, Star Wars, struggles, surprising, survival
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