Saturday, February 26, 2011
The Dating Persona Test
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)
Straight-up. Studly. Congratulations, you are The Bachelor.
You’re an honest, good-thinking guy, and though you’re very sexually active, people don’t perceive you as a male-slut or man-whore or guy-dick-putter-inner or whatever. You have a sterling reputation.
You’re a careful person, perhaps too much so for your friends’ tastes, but girls like that in you. You probably don’t kiss & tell. And you definitely don’t brag. You know you don’t have to prove anything to anyone. It’s as if you believe in monogamy, so long as it’s with lots of different people.
Our guess is that you’ve got some kind of word-of-mouth going with the girls out there, and that in the future, your sex partners will get even more plentiful, and more attractive, too.
You will settle down eventually, and make an excellent husband. You seem like the type who is into the idea of making copies of yourself, so you’ll probably have kids. Bear in mind, meanwhile, this can get expensive.
ALTERNATE ENDING: You will die broke and alone. Vermin will feast on your ragged body for five days before the groundskeeper notices. The thing is, when somebody dies in a public restroom, the natural odor of his decomposing flesh is often masked by the feces smell.
Labels: bachelor, bragging, careful, honest, humble, humility, husband, kids, marriage, multiple partners, PERSONALITY TYPE, proving, reputation, romance, sex, sexually active, stud
Sunday, July 12, 2009
PERSONALITY TYPE: What Kind of Vampire Are You?
Sexy Vampire
You are a Sexy Vampire. For you, feeding satisfies your hunger as well as your almost-insatiable lust. You are very passionate and constantly driven to experience new pleasures of the flesh. Others are attracted to you by your confidence and your big, beautiful...fangs.
Take the quiz
Labels: confidence, curiosity, lust, passionate, PERSONALITY, PERSONALITY TYPE, sex, sexy, supernatural, vampire
Sunday, November 23, 2008
PERSONALITY TRAIT: If Lovin' Were Cookin', You'd Be:
Stir Frying
5 Heat, 1 Speed and 5 Complexity!
Hot, fast, and complex, you are Stir Frying. With the confidence of an Iron Chef, you deftly flip us, toss us around, and we're cooked before we know it, gasping for more. Perfection was never achieved so quickly. Seconds, anyone?!
If Lovin' Were Cookin', You'd Be:
Labels: complicated, confidence, cooking, fast, hot, perfection, PERSONALITY, PERSONALITY TRAIT, sex, speed, wanting more
Monday, January 01, 2007
PERSONALITY TRAIT: Your Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your mind
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to your partners delight you have mastered the arts of seduction and atmosphere.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Labels: atmosphere, mind, PERSONALITY, PERSONALITY TRAIT, seduction, sex
Friday, October 20, 2006
PHILOSOPHY/SPIRITUALITY/RELIGION: How Sinful Are You?
Your Deadly Sins
Sloth: 40%
Envy: 20%
Lust: 20%
Pride: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Greed: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You will get bugs, because you're too lazy to shoo them off. And then you'll die.
Labels: eating, greed, hell, jealousy, laziness, PERSONALITY TRAIT, pride, revenge, sex, sin, SPIRITUALITY/RELIGION
Sunday, October 15, 2006
PERSONALITY: Which Halloween Monster are You?
Somewhere in your murky past, you were seduced to the dark side. You developed a fondness for velvet and dark fabrics, for long capes and dark red lipstick. You enjoy the evening, the shadow of the night. You tend to be sensual, and whether it's a new conquest or an old flame, a nibble on the neck is quite enticing.
Keep an eye open for the unbelieving, for those who treasure an early sunrise and have a wooden stake or two in their pockets. You never know when those bat-haters will track you down and put an end to your nocturnal pleasures!
Which Halloween Monster are You?
Labels: evil, Halloween, horror, PERSONALITY, sensual, sex
Sunday, October 08, 2006
PERSONALITY TRAIT: Which Sexy Are You?
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Labels: PERSONALITY, PERSONALITY TRAIT, sex
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